The Toilet Paper Tycoon's Prophecy

When a worldwide disaster makes toilet paper a rare hard currency, trauma-ridden Charlie hoards it frantically and breaks up with girlfriend Sarah. Aggressive clean-freak Johnny rallies residents to loot supplies, while property staff forcibly seize Charlie's tissue stock.Charlie joins chemist Iris and tech-savvy Kevin to build slime traps against the attackers. A humiliating school memory makes Charlie treat toilet paper as protective armor. Johnny has a rare germ-immune virus and plans to kill everyone to claim all supplies. He breaks through defenses and floods Charlie's toilet paper stash.In desperation, Charlie builds rigid pulp armor from wet paper and chemicals, subdues Johnny, and discovers Johnny's antibodies can cure the city's virus. Once the crisis ends, Charlie abandons his hoarding compulsion — though he has already amassed tons of instant coffee for the coming global coffee-bean famine.